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This afternoon we got a cold call from a man who wanted us to sue the county for implanting a microchip in his head. On contingency, of course.

That was fairly representative of the 3-4 cold calls a day we get recently. Most of which I have to deal with.

Somebody remind me — why did we decide to pay a ridiculous amount for a Martindale Hubbell profile again? If I wanted to meet crazy deadbeats, I could do it with a $20 and a short walk to Pershing Square.

(I told the guy we had a conflict of interest because we did the county's microchip-implant IP work.)

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  1. Charles  •  May 13, 2010 @6:26 am

    You didn't even take a retainer to write a letter to the county asking them to remove the chip?

  2. Supremecourtjesster  •  May 13, 2010 @5:40 pm

    Did you refer the caller to Orly Taitz? Then you could get a referral fee.

  3. G Thompson  •  May 13, 2010 @9:05 pm

    It seems there might be a case for the county to sue the microchip manufacturer here.

    Isn't the chip supposed to prevent and/or suppress anyone talking about it by destroying that part of the memory.

    *sigh* They just don't make things like they used to. ;)

  4. TomH  •  May 15, 2010 @6:13 am

    Well if your client is in Wisconsin, he might have something going for him.

    http://www.rfidjournal.com/article/articleview/2385/

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