"Patrick" is a good name.  "Patricia" is a good name.  The diminutive "Pat" diminishes either name, though lots of people use it. Still, why oh why would you use the diminutive version if you had this last name?

You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: Nothing. Not even the fee for the corporate employee award program, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

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