Comments on: Like Clockwork http://www.popehat.com/2009/11/03/like-clockwork/ A Group Complaint about Law, Liberty, and Leisure Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:39:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: linus http://www.popehat.com/2009/11/03/like-clockwork/comment-page-1/#comment-51528 linus Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:11:41 +0000 http://www.popehat.com/?p=6951#comment-51528 I will trade you straight up for "excessive crack sweat which approximates the look of incontinence". It's not cause I'm nervous, I swear, it's just something about appellate argument. And cracks. I will trade you straight up for "excessive crack sweat which approximates the look of incontinence". It's not cause I'm nervous, I swear, it's just something about appellate argument.

And cracks.

]]> By: astonied http://www.popehat.com/2009/11/03/like-clockwork/comment-page-1/#comment-51412 astonied Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:26:53 +0000 http://www.popehat.com/?p=6951#comment-51412 Go to the mountain. Find a dark cave. Sit in the cave until the reason for your bad karma is revealed no matter how long it takes. The answer is yours with the proper show of restraint and patience. Go to the mountain. Find a dark cave. Sit in the cave until the reason for your bad karma is revealed no matter how long it takes. The answer is yours with the proper show of restraint and patience.

]]> By: mojo http://www.popehat.com/2009/11/03/like-clockwork/comment-page-1/#comment-51352 mojo Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:00:16 +0000 http://www.popehat.com/?p=6951#comment-51352 "Do Not Annoy Mr. Happy-Fun Court" http://cbs2chicago.com/local/mchenry.contempt.court.2.1288146.html "Do Not Annoy Mr. Happy-Fun Court"

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/mchenry.contempt.court.2.1288146.html

]]> By: smurfy http://www.popehat.com/2009/11/03/like-clockwork/comment-page-1/#comment-51348 smurfy Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:59:46 +0000 http://www.popehat.com/?p=6951#comment-51348 You need a friend willing to land a couple of good punches so they will think you got in a fight, or go ask your doctor for an acyclovir prescription. You need a friend willing to land a couple of good punches so they will think you got in a fight, or go ask your doctor for an acyclovir prescription.

]]> By: laiq http://www.popehat.com/2009/11/03/like-clockwork/comment-page-1/#comment-51347 laiq Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:57:21 +0000 http://www.popehat.com/?p=6951#comment-51347 Obviously you need to grow a moustache. Obviously you need to grow a moustache.

]]> By: matt http://www.popehat.com/2009/11/03/like-clockwork/comment-page-1/#comment-51335 matt Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:23:13 +0000 http://www.popehat.com/?p=6951#comment-51335 dress up in a clown suit before you go into court that way no one will notice your lip lol dress up in a clown suit before you go into court that way no one will notice your lip lol

]]> By: Professor Coldheart http://www.popehat.com/2009/11/03/like-clockwork/comment-page-1/#comment-51318 Professor Coldheart Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:08:12 +0000 http://www.popehat.com/?p=6951#comment-51318 <i>Every time I have an appellate argument scheduled, I break out in a rash on my upper lip. The result: I look like a skanky rent-boy wearing cheap smeared lipstick.</i> I know that this blog isn't the market for lawyer jokes - or at least, <b>obvious</b> lawyer jokes - but c'mon! You can't just lob one over the plate like that! Every time I have an appellate argument scheduled, I break out in a rash on my upper lip. The result: I look like a skanky rent-boy wearing cheap smeared lipstick.

I know that this blog isn't the market for lawyer jokes – or at least, obvious lawyer jokes – but c'mon! You can't just lob one over the plate like that!

]]> By: CTrees http://www.popehat.com/2009/11/03/like-clockwork/comment-page-1/#comment-51313 CTrees Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:54:55 +0000 http://www.popehat.com/?p=6951#comment-51313 You haven't tried putting on a little makeup to cover that up? Just sayin', it sounds like your appearance issues are by your choice. You haven't tried putting on a little makeup to cover that up? Just sayin', it sounds like your appearance issues are by your choice.

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