Ralph Lauren Could Use A Nice Cheeseburger

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As these photos show, the poor man is wasting away to nothing.

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More on Ralph Lauren and the strangely thin people who work for him here and here.

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  1. shg  •  Oct 21, 2009 @9:51 am

    Oddly enough, I will be doing a Ralph Lauren shoot this Friday. No, I will not be the svelte yet lovely model, but merely the old man driving the exceptionally virile 1964 Austin Healey 3000, the real star of the advertising campaign, to the location.

    I have insisted that the contract for the use of my Healey preclude any efforts to photoshop my car to give it a trimmer, less full-bodied appearance. They have agreed, apparently learning their lesson. Nobody wants to be called out by a digitally manipulated Healey. It would be wrong.

  2. Sparkylong  •  Oct 21, 2009 @10:05 am

    Even without photoshop, Ralph's 70s sideburns & comb-over hair-do make his head bigger than his ass.

  3. Ken  •  Oct 21, 2009 @10:25 am

    Didn't I see those pants in "Brokeback Mountain"?