Poor Mr. X. I feel for your family and friends. I don't know much about you or them, but I'm sure I'll meet a number of them when your estate files suit against my client. In the meantime, this is what I do know about you.
You were a fan of Megan Fox. I'm sure your wife was pleased by that.
You liked to insert a device known as a "bierstick" into your mouth.
You had a prostate condition.
And that's about it. Your obituary is already behind a firewall, so as far as the internet is concerned your tombstone is shaped like a beer-injecting plastic penis. Long may it stand.
As for the rest of you, I know your mother told you always to wear clean underwear, in case you were in an accident. But are you wearing a clean Facebook page?
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