I tried hard to avoid the slur that people supported and admired George W. Bush because they were sheep. I tried hard to avoid the slur that people supported and admired Bill Clinton because he was slick. I tried hard to avoid the slur that people supported and admired Jimmy Carter because they were extremely stupid. I tried hard to avoid the slur that people supported and admired Ron Paul because they were gravely mentally ill.
Though there are certainly some people to whom those slurs apply, for the most part they are vast over-generalizations, calculated to demean and to avoid substantive argument rather than engage it.
In the same spirit, I try hard to avoid the slur that people support and admire Barack Obama because they view him as a Messiah figure.
Bernice Young Elementary School in Burlington, New Jersey, you're not helping.
See, Bernice Young Elementary School has a hot new video out.
Fans of Bernice Young Elementary School would have you believe I am a right-wing lunatic for bringing this up. Let me quote them quoting the school board superintendent to describe how this hot new video came about:
The school board's superintendent wrote in a letter to parents that "[t]he video is of a class of students singing a song about President Obama. The activity took place during Black History Month in 2009, which is recognized each February to honor the contributions of African Americans to our country. Our curriculum studies, honors and recognizes those who serve our country. The recording and distribution of the class activity were unauthorized."
Well, that's sweet. A nice song recognizing the President's contributions. I'm sure it was done in good taste, with a proper eye towards the relationship between those who govern and those who are governed. I'm sure they didn't do anything to whip up those wingnuts who say that Obama is a cult figure. Right?
In case you had problem hearing all of that after you puked on the volume control of your laptop, let me give you the lyrics:
Song 1:
Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein ObamaHe said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein ObamaHe said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein ObamaHe said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein ObamaHe said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein ObamaYes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein ObamaSong 2:
Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say "hooray!"Hooray, Mr. President! You're number one!
The first black American to lead this great nation!Hooray, Mr. President we honor your great plans
To make this country's economy number one again!Hooray Mr. President, we're really proud of you!
And we stand for all Americans under the great Red, White, and Blue!So continue —- Mr. President we know you'll do the trick
So here's a hearty hip-hooray —-Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!
Hip, hip hooray!
Perhaps some of those lyrics sounded familiar to you. They did to me. Specifically:
He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Wait a minute. I used to sing something like that to my kids. Am I a closet Obama cultist? Have I been brainwashed?
Oh, wait:
Jesus loves the little children,
All the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
All are precious in His sight,
Jesus loves the little children of the world.
Yes, that's right: whoever put this Obama song together ripped off a century-old praise song to Jesus. Give them credit — they remembered to change the upper-case H back to a lower-case.
Okay, cards on the table: I voted for this man. I liked some things (not, by any stretch of the imagination, all) he had to say. I've been disappointed with many of his moves — and especially his ignominious retreats from positions I liked, such as on civil liberties, signing statements, making bills available before signing, and etc. — but I think many of the criticisms of him are nutty and in bad faith.
But this is just hideously fucking creepy. It would be hideously creepy no matter who the President was. It would be hideously creepy directed to any leader in any free country. You know what it reminds me of? This.
You pushed away the severe storm
You made us believe, Comrade Kim Jong-il
We cannot live without you
Our country cannot exist without you!
(Or, for that matter, any number of jingoistic post-9/11 country songs.)
There's a fundamental disconnect here. Obama supporters are scornful — they see this as pure politics, a smear without substance. Many "cult of Obama" accusations are substanceless smears. But there is something genuinely unsettling about the content and tone of this, and I don't think Obama's supporters are engaging the particulars of this case — perhaps because they are too fatigued by the birthers and socialist-shouters and the rest. There is something fundamentally inappropriate about the posture that these children are being encouraged to take towards a political leader. It is a posture that seems to support the policies of a particular partisan politician. It is a servile posture, not one suited to the children of a free people. People who write such things and encourage children to sing them are like those folks who become extremely nervous and insecure and excited and fawning when a famous person arrives a party. They become like a dog.
I remember that some local official once visited my second-grade class. We practiced in advance standing up and saying "Good morning, Mr. Whoever" in unison. We were told to be polite and well behaved, and state our name if asked. We were encouraged to demonstrate what we had learned by writing something on the board and singing a song about America.
We were not trained to praise the politician.
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