Case Studies In Risk Management, Vol. I.

WTF?

Announcing a new feature at Popehat in which we, experienced consultants in the minimization and mitigation of risk, offer our advice free of charge to employers and corporations looking to reduce exposure to loss and litigation.

For our first case, let’s examine the facts alleged in a suit filed by Babette Perry, a pharmaceutical technician of Mount Laurel Pennsylvania, against her employer Hampton Behavioral Health Center, and its parent company Universal Health Services, Inc.

Concerned about a recent wave of robberies perpetrated by oxycontin fiends against health clinics with access to the addictive narcotic, Hampton devised what risk managers might call a “readiness test,” in which employees are drilled and put through mock or simulated crisis, in order to assess their preparation and to allow the company to improve its response to such a crisis.  On December 24, 2007, Ms. Perry alleges that she was the subject of such a test.

Now “readiness tests,” in general, are a useful tool in avoidance of risk.  For instance in a pharmacy, such as that run by Hampton, the danger of break-in or robbery by oxycontin fiends is an ever-present risk.  Preparing employees to deal with such an emergency improves safety for the employees and the company, like a fire drill in a school or continuing education for professionals.

Where the test went astray was in its implementation.  While not all drills and such require that the worker be given advance notice (again, imagine a fire drill), that’s typically a good idea when the drill involves sending a “gunman” into an employee’s workspace, waving what appears to be an actual firearm.

Point one, and it’s important to emphasize this: never direct your workers to point firearms, even unloaded or mock firearms, at other workers, without at least providing some advance warning that no one is in danger of actually being shot.

When the “gunman” announces that he has taken a hostage, well, that’s even better reason to give advance notice that a drill might occur.  Even moreso when the “hostage” is a fellow employee, who is in on the exercise or drill.

Point two:  Unless your business is one where dealing with the threat of kidnapping and execution of hostages is a common occurrence, such as Navy SEALS, the FBI Hostage Rescue Team, or SWAT squads, it’s probably best to leave such especially vivid touches out of one’s emergency preparation simulations.

And finally, even if the job calls for interaction with armed, crazed drug abusers and the rescue of hostages, cutting off phone access to the building, as allegedly happened in Ms. Perry’s case, might actually enhance one’s exposure to risk.  Now generally workers who are threatened with lawless insurrection and hostage-taking are expected to call the authorities.  But as Hampton’s exercise proceeded, Ms. Perry was unable to do so because she had no telephone access.  Under the circumstances, she might have felt compelled to act violently, injuring her fellow employee the “gunman” to protect her fellow employee the “hostage.”  A tragedy might have ensued.

Point three: When devising corporate readiness exercises such as a mock armed invasion, one must not only be sure to leave workers with the training required to deal with such a crisis, but the tools.  Such as a telephone.

Fortunately no tragedy ensued as a result of Hampton’s perhaps too vigorous readiness exercises.  No one was injured or killed.  Hampton fully explained the purpose of its test afterward, and Ms. Perry suffered only an alleged mild case of panic, emotional disturbance, depression, and post-traumatic stress disorder.  But there can be no doubt that she is now a better pharmaceutical technician for the experience, fully prepared to protect her employer’s interests in the event of an armed robbery and hostage-taking by frenzied drug addicts.

Source: The Philadelphia Inquirer.

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6 Comments

6 Comments

  1. Ray Hoffman  •  Sep 15, 2009 @1:58 pm

    No criminal charges? Where’s the f—–g prosecutor? A drug robbery with guns and hostage taking and cutting off the phone lines is still a crime, even in New Jersey, isn’t it? It did, after all, create at least one victim who was justifiably terrorized.

  2. Brian Dunbar  •  Sep 15, 2009 @5:57 pm

    I am trying to picture the meeting where this was green-lighted.

    And I can’t, just can’t picture how this could be green-lighted.

    Unless your business is one where dealing with the threat of kidnapping and execution of hostages is a common occurrence, such as Navy SEALS, the FBI Hostage Rescue Team, or SWAT squads, it’s probably best to leave such especially vivid touches out of one’s emergency preparation simulations.

    I did not guard nuclear weapons, but I did serve as a Marine Security Guard at a sensitive installation.

    And nothing like this would ever happen. Because at some point ‘the man’ would realize they are dealing with guys carrying guns and whose natural instinct would be to use those guns and use them well.

  3. Mark  •  Sep 15, 2009 @7:55 pm

    What exactly are they preparing them to do with the drills? Man up and go Die-Hard? Better solution!

    Dear Valued Employees,

    In response to your concerns, we have developed the following procedure: in the event that a crazed, gun-toting junkie takes one of your colleagues hostage and threatens to off him/her, please take the following action(s):

    1. Give him/her the goddamn pills. (Note: Generic!)
    2. Call police when he/she is out of sight.

    Thank you,
    Management

  4. Professor Coldheart  •  Sep 16, 2009 @6:14 am

    @Brian: And I can’t, just can’t picture how this could be green-lighted.

    I can picture it easily. There’s some odd synergy when 3 to 5 middle-management types sit at a conference table that allows them to agree to the most reprehensible things. You could probably get sign-off on Manzanar tomorrow if you made a splashy PowerPoint with the wrong kind of buzzwords (“synergizing our intelligence efficiencies”).

  5. Al  •  Sep 16, 2009 @1:03 pm

    Shoot the hostage!

  6. Adam Simpson  •  Sep 17, 2009 @12:26 pm

    Wow, what an easy way to get someone killed. If one of the pharmacy employees had been carrying a conceal weapon and shot the gunman/actor, then what ? In a lot of places that is exactly what would have happened. This was dumber than dumb !

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