It's time for the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we examine our traffic logs for the searches that brought you here, and then ask Joe Wilson to shout "MORE MENTAL HEALTH COVERAGE!"

Some recent searches:

how to get a kangaroo to stop humping you: This is exactly why I always write the safe word on my arm with a sharpie.

comments on humping nude sex: Um . . . "hooray?"

can a sexual predator file sexual harassment: I'd advise against taking that one contingency.

popehat ken "real name" Heavens. I'm being investigated. Sort of.

what's [sic] England going to be part of Germany? At least the food would improve.

ass speakers: As if the jackass teenagers in my neighborhood don't make enough noise already.

act like an ass hat day We call those weekdays here.

can anyone fully serve a 4060 year prison sentence? We'll wait here while you try.

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