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Frodo Opposes Obama, Gollum Supports Him

Sep 3, 2009
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Politics & Current Events

Health care reform supporter bites off finger of protester opposing health care reform at protest.

OK, I think the men of Gondor are the Republicans. Is Obama Sauron? Who is Theoden? Please don't tell me that Michelle Bachman is Eowen. I'm extremely disillusioned now

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  1. Patrick  •  Sep 3, 2009 @10:50 am

    She says he had Medicare.

    Well I'm sure, after reflecting on his good fortune, he supports a public option now!

    I like how they worked that in. The story is not, Old Man Fortunate to Have taxpayer Subsidized Health Care. The story is, "THUG BITES OFF FINGER OF OLD MAN FOR ENGAGING IN PEACEFUL PROTEST!" What kind of shit reporting is this?

  2. Shay  •  Sep 3, 2009 @11:59 am

    Don't be silly; it's quite obvious that Michelle Bachmann is Gollum.

  3. Old Geezer  •  Sep 3, 2009 @4:08 pm

    Perhaps he can get Medicare-paid counseling for his mental health problems. What else explains his getting out of his car and wandering in the street between two protest groups?