Richard Nixon's Fan Club Languishes On Facebook

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Want to promote a cause or trend?  Want to catapult your pet issue from obscurity to fame?  Why not befriend a reporter for the New York Times?

Facebook, the online social grid, could not command loyalty forever. If you ask around, as I did, you’ll find quitters.

Specifically, New York Times reporter Virginia Hefferman asked a bunch of her friends. Five of them had quit Facebook.  From this, she projects yet another nationwide trend story, an "exodus" in fact, even as she concedes:

The exodus is not evident from the site’s overall numbers. According to comScore, Facebook attracted 87.7 million unique visitors in the United States in July.

The site's overall numbers, those stubborn facts of course, do not prevent Hefferman from characterizing Facebook as an impending "ghost town".  Like Pauline Kael, who was shocked that George McGovern lost the 1972 election because no one she knew voted for Nixon, the Times is happy to project the future from the behavior of a few New Yorkers so isolated from the mainstream that, well, everyone I know has a subscription to the sunday New York Times.

Next trend projection from the Times:  Americans overwhelmingly reject the fiction of Stephen King and the music of Beyonce in favor of Don DeLillo and Polvo, because that's what everyone I know is reading or playing.

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  1. Ken  •  Sep 2, 2009 @9:06 am

    Another variation on the same theme: the Marlin Perkins-style safari into territories that Times journalists regard as exotic and mysterious. "We at the Times have discovered that there are isolated communities of actual conservatives in New York. Last week, we walked among them and observed their habits in the wild."

  2. Bikerpuppy  •  Sep 2, 2009 @9:54 am

    ROTFL! Great post!

  3. Chris  •  Sep 2, 2009 @10:03 am

    I enjoyed the times story where they actually went to places like TGIFridays and reported that there was food there.

    Jack Shafer keeps running tabs of bogus trend stories in the NY Times

  4. Old Geezer  •  Sep 2, 2009 @2:42 pm

    "…well, everyone I know has a subscription to the sunday New York Times…." And yet, when do they have time to read it? Everyone I know is playing polo on Sunday afternoon.