How Did I Not Know This?

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Our beloved Ron Paul has a son who is considering running for Senate in Kentucky. His name? Rand. Rand Paul. This is the one ring of names. It binds almost all the political wackos in America. If only his middle name was LaRouche.

Does anyone else secretly hope he has a daughter named Galt Paul?

PS – Sadly, Rand is short for Randall, but I'm not going to let that rain on my parade (and I doubt Dr. Paul has any qualms with the associations his name creates.)

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4 Comments

  1. Jag  •  Jul 27, 2009 @2:58 pm

    "This is the one ring of names."

    One Name to rule them all, One Name to find them,
    One Name to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

  2. Ken  •  Jul 27, 2009 @3:07 pm

    His middle name is a 78-page speech.

  3. Marta Randall  •  Jul 27, 2009 @4:08 pm

    A 78 page speech, of which only 77 pages are repetition.

  4. Reuven  •  Jul 27, 2009 @9:02 pm

    But his friend call him Ayn.