J-E-W-S

Jul 2, 2009

By Patrick.

Former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney (D-Some Small Asteroid in the Vicinity of Saturn) remains imprisoned in Israel, after allegedly violating the country’s territorial waters by piloting the ship “Spirit of Humanity” to the shores of Gaza.

An international incident is not expected.

McKinney, a fierce critic of Israel, and Jews, achieved fame when, following a primary election defeat by a fellow black Democrat, her father blamed the loss on, as he put it, “J-E-W-S”.

McKinney also achieved fame when she proved that the September 11, 2001 attacks were “allowed” to happen to promote financial ties between President George H. W. Bush and Osama bin Laden.

McKinney likewise achieved fame when she introduced legislation to open the government’s secret files on the assassination of Tupac Shakur. Who probably wasn’t killed by Biggie Smalls at all, but by J-E-W-S.

McKinney otherwise achieved fame when she allegedly struck a Capitol Hill police officer who failed to recognize her at a metal detector. There is no indication that J-E-W-S were involved in this incident.

While McKinney’s outspokenness and frank opinions have made her a lightning rod for controversy, including charges of anti-semitism, there can be no doubt that, this time, the J-E-W-S are at the root of Cynthia McKinney’s troubles.

They really do run everything.

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10 Comments

9 Comments

Ken • Jul 2, 2009 @2:06 pm

Oy.
DJB • Jul 2, 2009 @3:10 pm

Heh heh.
Shay • Jul 2, 2009 @8:58 pm

Israel must release Ms McKinney! We need her back here to balance out Michele Bachmann.
Reuven • Jul 3, 2009 @1:42 am

It’s amazing how these liberals overlook the disgusting human rights track record of the “Palestinians” wrt women, gays, etc, because they hate J-E-W-S more than they support freedom.
Sarah • Jul 3, 2009 @10:12 am

Shay, why don’t we just send Bachmann over there? No crazies is better than two.
Jag • Jul 3, 2009 @10:29 am

The Green Party is NOT happy.

http://www.gp.org
Ken • Jul 3, 2009 @11:09 am

Actually, Cynthia McKinney and Michelle Bachmann together would make an awesome buddy movie. “The Road to Crazy.”
Shay • Jul 3, 2009 @12:15 pm

Sarah and Ken: you’re looking at a potentially irreparable rift in the space-time continuum, there.
Eduardo • Jul 7, 2009 @5:06 am

She’s free!

Reuven, I don’t think many people overlook the Palestian Authority’s attrocious human rights record, and I can’t imagine anyone aside from Hamas overlooking Hamas’ terrible record, but that doesn’t mean innocent people aren’t starving in Gaza.

As an aside, I’m pretty sure AIPAC pumped a lot of money toward McKinney’s opponent during that election campaign. That doesn’t make her any less crazy, however.