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Jul 2, 2009
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We often have caption this contests. Well, in the same vein, I throw the following story out to the Popehat masses for your skills in coming up with a title. Do your worst!

Police: Conn. teens mishear sex screams, beat man

A group of teenagers misunderstood a woman's screams during sex and, thinking they were stopping an assault, beat a 25-year-old man in her bedroom, police said.

A 16-year-old girl who lives in the same Torrington home as the 34-year-old woman overheard her and the man on June 6 and rounded up four friends to stop what they thought was an attack, police Lt. Bruce Whiteley said Thursday.

One of the five teens beat the man with a bat and others punched him, police said. The man was treated at a hospital for injuries that were not life-threatening, and was released that night.

Click the link above to read the rest of the article, including the drool policeman's comment "apparently he didn't have time to explain himself.."

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  1. Ken  •  Jul 2, 2009 @12:20 pm

    "Teens Call 911, Report God For Sexual Assault"

  2. Linus  •  Jul 2, 2009 @12:39 pm

    Backward Teens Misunderstand Phrase "I'd Hit That", Tragedy Ensues

  3. Charles  •  Jul 2, 2009 @1:20 pm

    A Meditation On The Merits of Less-Good Sex

  4. Jag  •  Jul 2, 2009 @1:31 pm

    Awkwardness Ensues After Amorous Assault

  5. slambie  •  Jul 2, 2009 @2:56 pm

    Beating Administered During Throes of Passion

  6. slambie  •  Jul 2, 2009 @4:29 pm

    Fractious Teens Interrupt Frisky Fornicators

  7. Ken  •  Jul 2, 2009 @4:34 pm

    slambie! You're here! Awesome.

  8. Bruce  •  Jul 2, 2009 @5:18 pm

    Beating follows coitus interrupted.

  9. Tscott  •  Jul 3, 2009 @6:54 am

    Sex With Screamer Followed By Screaming

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