Oh, Yeah? Well, You're Guilty of DOUBLE SECRET REVERSE CHILL!!!

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4 Responses

  1. Charles says:

    She'd get along well with Pete Hoekstra until they started offending each other.

  2. Patrick says:

    "Because no right is absolute, the modern concept of rights is that of a matrix with different rights and freedoms mutually reinforcing each other to build a strong and durable human rights system."

    Sorry but if we're going to justify our dubious legal views with jargon, I prefer Bill Douglas's

    "The foregoing cases suggest that specific guarantees in the Bill of Rights have penumbras, formed by emanations from those guarantees that help give them life and substance."

    At least Douglas's idiot jargon was deployed in favor of individual liberty.

  3. Ken says:

    Unfortunately, Patrick, it's well established that women don't appreciate penumbras, or penumbrae.

  4. Linus says:

    a matrix with different rights and freedoms mutually reinforcing each other to build a strong and durable human rights system

    Actually, I think she has a point. The State's right to tell you what you can and can't say IS mutually reinforced by your right to shut-the-hell-up-and-suck-on-it. See how easy it is? And you are free to believe and say anything you choose, as long as Jennifer approves it in advance. This reinforces HER freedom to be the Queen. Of You.

    I can't help but picture people like her trying to pick a movie –
    "Hey, Jen, you want to go see Star Trek?"
    "Stop imposing your cultural values on me! I have to right to pick a movie free from the guilt and uncertainty caused by you chilling my choices!"
    "So, that's no, right?"