Do you consider yourself to be a good-looking man?
Do you have an extroverted personality?
Do you want to make love to one of the world's most beautiful actresses?
Perhaps marry her?
Become famous on national television?
And get paid to do it all?
Have we got an opportunity for you!
Last 5 posts by Patrick
- It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year - January 2nd, 2012
- Finally, An "Occupy Fucktard Street" Protest For All The Fucktards Who've Been Feeling Left Out - December 29th, 2011
- Notice The "Weyland" Corporation Patch? - December 26th, 2011
- WTT: One Vote, From An Iowa Liberal Democrat - December 23rd, 2011
- Damn And Blast - December 2nd, 2011

