Tuesday Miscellaneous Dysfunction

WTF?
  • Need to kill an evil warlord?  You need a ninja.  Infiltrate a impregnable secret base?  Get a ninja.  Defeat a mighty warrior?  Ninja.  Come up with a face-saving excuse for a famous relative dying of autoerotic asphyxiation?  Oh, you better believe that's a ninja.
  • Yahoo! Answers:  apparently, the question was "where do the really strange people go for information?"
  • With this simple device, we can stop Fox News from beaming their dire messages into our head. For Freedom!
  • Who remembers that Bush was in office until January 20, 2009, and that Obama is in office now?  Not Cindy Sheehan, not Sen. Richard Shelby.

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2 Comments

  1. matt  •  Jun 9, 2009 @11:58 am

    yes but you forgot to post a link as to where one can hire said ninjas assassin!

  2. The Meal  •  Jun 9, 2009 @3:29 pm

    "If a vagina isn't used can it heal up and close?"

    Genius.