Winning motions to dismiss and motions for summary judgment and even trials is great, no doubt. It feels good.

But I don't think I enjoy winning anything more than an anti-SLAPP motion.

You acted like a thug and tried to silence my client. Now you're gonna pay my fees. BOOYAH!

I'm disappointed I didn't get to be at oral argument. I wanted to see the expression on their faces, and shake their hands afterwards.

Edit five hours later:

HAH! Tentative on another hearing tomorrow: WIN! What is best in life? TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO DRIVE THEM BEFORE YOU, TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR ASSOCIATES! FLEE, PUNY MORTALS! NONE CAN ESCAPE MY INEXORABLE BRIEF-WRITING SKILLS! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, too much diet Coke.

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