A Brief Moment Of Gloating

Law Practice

Winning motions to dismiss and motions for summary judgment and even trials is great, no doubt. It feels good.

But I don't think I enjoy winning anything more than an anti-SLAPP motion.

You acted like a thug and tried to silence my client. Now you're gonna pay my fees. BOOYAH!

I'm disappointed I didn't get to be at oral argument. I wanted to see the expression on their faces, and shake their hands afterwards.

Edit five hours later:

HAH! Tentative on another hearing tomorrow: WIN! What is best in life? TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO DRIVE THEM BEFORE YOU, TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR ASSOCIATES! FLEE, PUNY MORTALS! NONE CAN ESCAPE MY INEXORABLE BRIEF-WRITING SKILLS! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, too much diet Coke.

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2 Comments

2 Comments

  1. Mike  •  Jun 4, 2009 @1:35 pm

    Big pimpin'. If I ever get sued for my blog, I'm calling YOU!

  2. Transplanted Lawyer  •  Jun 4, 2009 @2:29 pm

    Yeah, that's about as much fun as can be had in a courtroom.