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May 29, 2009 
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Green Slimes, Ochre Jellies, Gray Oozes, and now … Corrosive Goop.
He flew home from a four-day business trip to find his new car covered from hood to taillights with a strange, corrosive, white gunk.
"It looked like bird manure, but like 500 birds, it was so much,"…
"It ate through the paint on my 1-day-old car. I had to have the windows replaced, because it took the laminate off the glass."
Like most such monsters, the Corrosive Goop lives in dark caverns, oozes between walls, and can be difficult to track … until it's too late.
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