O'Toole, The Mick Of Venice, By Debbie Schlussel And William Shakespeare

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Well my fellow White Americans, those race-mixing Hollywood liberals are up to their race pollution again, and we wouldn't have known about it if not for Debbie Schlussel, conservative diva and guardian of Racial Purity.

It seems that the liberals have put up Jamie Foxx, or as Schlussel refers to him "pitch Black actor Jamie Foxx (slave name: Eric Bishop)" to play a White man in a moving picture.  And it's not just any White man, but Ole Blue Eyes himself: Frank Sinatra!

As if black people had blue eyes! But Schlussel says it more eloquently than I ever could:

After all, as we all know, in the spirit of Sinatra, FOXX should be hosting the Italian American Foundation banquet. And play Rocky in Rocky VII. I'm sure it's no coincidence that his first name ends in a vowel. So, it's all kosher. Capisce?

That's sarcasm.  Of course Schlussel doesn't think that a black actor should play a White man, like Rocky Balboa.  In fact, she's as outraged as you, and me, and her regular commenter Thee_Bruno, who says it almost as well as Schlussel:

Only in the demented Liberal brain could anyone consider a black man to portray a [W]hite person. This shows you just how fucked-up the Liberal PC world truly is. I mean, these demented Liberals just don't live in the real world.

But sadly, and this astonished me as much as Schlussel's commenters, there is no law that prohibits a black man from pretending to be a White man.  And Schlussel knows who's to blame.  It's all the fault of that Martin Luther King!

when I read that, yesterday, DreamWorks Studios announced plans for the "first big-screen portrayal of the Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.," I was thinking of who should have a serious shot of playing him.

And I was thinking–of course!–it should be . . . OWEN WILSON. After all, we've moved beyond the race thing. And who better to play Dr. King than the very blond, very pale White Owen Wilson.

Now I know what you're thinking.  "WHAT?  Debbie Schlussel wants a White actor to debase himelf by playing a black man?"

Of course not.  It's a subtle joke, but there's a point to it.  If those race criminals in Hollywood plan to defame the memory of a great White man like Frank Sinatra, maybe they'll think twice if that means they also have to cast Owen Wilson as a black man, even one like Martin Luther King, who they worship for some reason.

Debbie Schlussel's plan will set them back in their place.  Then we can return to the good old days, when White actors played White characters, and black actors played themselves.

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10 Comments

10 Comments

  1. Chris Berez  •  May 21, 2009 @3:13 pm

    “pitch Black actor Jamie Foxx (slave name: Eric Bishop)”

    Jesus Christ! This is so staggeringly offensive, I have no idea how to respond. I must have read this sentence four or five times at this point, and I'm still stunned.

    I mean, the only other time I was made aware of Schlussel was when you recently brought her up on this blog maybe a week ago.

    What a thoroughly vile, evil human being.

  2. matt  •  May 21, 2009 @3:18 pm

    keep reading they will introduce you to other scary people as well (and then record their scores when said people write on the blog) lol

  3. Patrick  •  May 21, 2009 @3:33 pm

    Yeah in all seriousness Chris and Matt, every time I visit that site I feel like opening my skull and cleaning it out with a toothbrush. It's like reading The Turner Diaries, but The Turner Diaries is better written and William Pierce was much smarter than Debbie Schlussel.

    But Schlussel is very popular on the web. So we'll continue to write about her.

  4. matt  •  May 21, 2009 @4:05 pm

    can anyone tell me why crazy people are so interesting? im fascinated by them myself and i cant explain why

  5. Ken  •  May 21, 2009 @4:12 pm

    It's several steps funnier than you think. Turns out the whole notion of Jamie Foxx playing the role was a joke. Gawker started it, several wingnut impervious-to-satire British rags picked it up, and then Schussel ran with it.

  6. Grandy  •  May 21, 2009 @4:39 pm

    That's fabulous.

  7. matt  •  May 21, 2009 @5:25 pm

    another train wreck. gory one at that why do we love them so?

  8. Bob  •  May 22, 2009 @7:32 am

    You.. Jamie Foxx does look a little like Sinatra.

  9. Charles  •  May 22, 2009 @8:11 am

    First Buford Pusser and now Frank Sinatra? Damn you, Hollywood!

    The last time Gawker got involved in cross-racial casting, I was almost made famous. Unfortunately the relevant link is now broken.

  10. mojo  •  May 22, 2009 @5:01 pm

    Sheesh.

    It's a movie, people. Get over yourselves.