"Officials learned of the incident when a motorist called the town office shortly after 8 a.m. Tuesday and told assistant town clerk Shirley Bailey that “a moose just fell out of the sky.”"

THE SCENE: HEAVEN

Seraph 1: So how's it coming?

Christ: Fine. All the people have been raptured up. We're just rapturing up animals now.

Seraph 2: Coyotes?

Christ: No. They suck.

Seraph 2: Roger that. No coyotes. [Makes a check mark]

Seraph 1: You're doing it animal by animal?

Christ: Are you under the impression I'm short of time?

Seraph 2: Mooses? Moose? Meese? Whatever.

Christ: Uh … yeah, sure.

Seraph 2: Up you come, little mooseses.

Serpah 1: They're got to be a more efficient way.

Christ: Take it up with the Boss. Look, . . . wait a second. Did I say yes to moose?

Seraph 2: [Rolling eyes]: Yes. Yes you did.

Christ: Scratch that. I hate moose.

Seraph 2: But they're already halfway . . .

Christ: SCRATCH. THE DAMNED. MOOSE.

Seraph 2: FINE. [scribbles on paper]

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