A Wichita, Kansas man has been arrested for battering a police horse, with his five foot penis. I swear this country is getting more and more like Russia every day.

The only consolation for the defendant, and it's a considerable one, is that neither of the media outlets reporting on this story has released his name, which otherwise would forever be associated with the words: "five foot horse penis".

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