I Used To Conceal Womp Rats In My Pants Back Home. They’re Not Much Bigger Than Two Meters.

Effluvia, Geekery

Convenience store robbers, beware of Kentucky.  Among the items that may be carried by the holder of a Kentucky concealed weapon permit:

  • Any weapon from which a shot, readily capable of producing death or serious physical injury, may be discharged.
  • Any knife other than an ordinary pocket knife or hunting knife.
  • Billy, nightstick, or club.
  • Blackjack or slapjack.
  • Nunchaku karate sticks.
  • Shiriken or death star.

Thanks to Joel Rosenberg for sending me down this dark path.

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4 Comments

4 Comments

  1. Ken  •  Mar 12, 2009 @2:39 pm

    “Why, yes. I AM happy to see you.”

  2. Joel Rosenberg  •  Mar 12, 2009 @3:06 pm

    Ken: well, yeah.

  3. Al  •  Mar 12, 2009 @5:01 pm

    “Uncle Pa! Uncle Pa! These here idiot-ass jawas are trying to sell us a droid with a broke-dick motivator!”

  4. Pagan Temple  •  Mar 12, 2009 @7:41 pm

    And with this, two hundred and eighty thousand plus Kentuckians are magically transformed into law-abiding citizens.

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