Welcome to the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we throw open the hood and check out the searches that have brought some of you here, and then research buying stock in companies that propose to spray Thorazine from crop-dusters.

Here are a few favorites:

Why am I seeking a new position? I've never really seen us as a motivational site, frankly. I think we're more of a demotivational site.

file bar complaint against deceased attorney Man, clients are just vindictive.

funny asian sounding names Hey, Miley Cyrus learned to use the internet!

criminal statute for halfway house attendant with heart condition Google: legal research for people who don't know what they are asking.

how do you say humiliate in korean: I think it's "pwnd." Let me check.

magic words to make someone be like a slave "Would you like some of this pizza?"

i need financial reports for temporary tattoos Report: you will not get the job.

can i have four motrin pills at the same time? You mean may I have four Motrin pills at the same time. Ask your mother.

original penis beating punishment videos in prison Well, at least he's very specific.

can another blogger sue me for calling him ugly? No, thank God, or we would be in court all day.

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