I’ve now lost 15 pounds on this diet, which consists mostly of eating portions calculated for wee folk. So rather than gorge, I can only dream of gorging. If I want to torture myself, I might visit a spot like This Is Why You’re Fat, a repository of gustatory excess. Enjoy. Really, I’m perfectly satisfied having a bowl of lawn rather than the Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt.

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