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Corrupts Absolutely

Feb 3, 2009
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Effluvia

Personal discovery: when you rise to the point that your name is on the door of the place, it's somehow less embarrassing when you carelessly make 20 people's workspace smell like burnt popcorn.

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  1. Ken  •  Feb 3, 2009 @4:30 pm

    Holy shit, I've genuinely made half a floor of a skyscraper smell like burnt popcorn.

  2. Scott Jacobs  •  Feb 3, 2009 @11:55 pm

    "Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too…"

  3. Joseph Hertzlinger  •  Feb 4, 2009 @10:08 am

    The latest environmentalist idea is that we can fight global warming by burying charcoal. In other words, you can do your part by burning popcorn and throwing it in the garbage.