They still haven’t fixed the bug that prevents Ruth Bader Ginsburg from aggroing Abusive Cops, but here are the notes for National Patch Day:

Homeland Security:

• Homeland Security Advisory System: We have identified a bug in this system that prevents the threat level from dropping below Elevated (Yellow). The code for Guarded (Blue) and Low (Green) has been commented out. We are testing the fix and hope to have it in by the next patch.
• Torture: This debuff is being removed after a record number of complaints.
• Item: Large Bottle of Water is incorrectly generating threat with TSA Agents when held in inventory. We are looking into the issue.
• Asking questions about Homeland Security was incorrectly triggering the Chain-Jingoism debuff.

Hopefully the Ginsburg bug will be fixed in 2.010.  As for the rest of the patch notes, they’re partisan as Hell, but also hilarious.  Read the damned thing.

Via Broken Toys.

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