If you're going to be be near a department store tomorrow, you might as well pick up some free cosmetics loot for that special someone.  "Honey, I got you a bottle of J'Adore Eau de Parfum. That's your scent right?"

I wonder how they'll stop "class members" from walking to the car, then picking up another bottle, and another, and another.  Perhaps?

This notice is provided as sign of affection for our readers.  Any suggestion of poor appearance or body odor on the part of Popehat readers  is disclaimed.

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