Being a law firm means throwing holiday parties and circulating a brilliantly grim party reminder to annihilate any living person's desire to attend. Read it and imagine, just for a moment, being the person who has to write it and distribute it. That person, I submit, is at least as pathetic a figure as Tiny Tim.

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