If you were going to commit armed robbery, despite the high risk of capture and usually low return, wouldn't you at least rob something better than the Dollar Tree. the selling point of which is that everything there is a dollar? What, did the robbers think that the Dollar Tree had an unusually good day?

Next time, print out robbery instructions from a more reliable site, ladies.

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