You know I can't set up a drinking game without keeping track of everything right?
PREPARE FOR INSIPID COMMENTARY.
Here's a refresher of the game rules.
10/02/08 – POPEHAT VICE-PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME
Everytime a candidate dodges a question… DRINK … if the question is dodged using a copious amount of unrrelated bullshit… DRINK AGAIN AND MAKE A SARCASTIC REMARK .
If the phrase "More research needs to be done" or something related to that… DRINK
Everytime religion is mentioned in a religious context (i.e. no Islamic terrorism)… DRINK
If a candidate interrupts the person talking… DRINK
Condescending phrases like "does not understand" or "simply not accurate" used… DRINK
If Palin's recent displays of horrific stupidity are mentioned (and they shouldn't, because while her competence is certainly fair game, she should be displaying it in response to real questions, not by talking about it)… DRINK
If websites are pimped… DRINK
If any of the following terms are employed in their proper context: "media", "elite", "liberal", "socialism", "reform", "change", "maverick" or "alternate theories to evolution"… DRINK
Campaign slogans are bullshit and thus if used you must… DRINK
If they use the moderator's name in the response… DRINK
If ANY candidate complains about ANYTHING… DRINK
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