It's time for another installment of the occasional feature in which we look at the searches that have brought you, the reader, to this site.  And may I say that you, the reader, have a filthy mind.

• "Babies must sleep. Babies must rest. Wise is the one who does not waken them." and many variants thereon.  Easily our creepiest search, and a very common one.
• "Warman libel Popehat" – several times, and also very creepy if you know what it means. To which I say, Bring it on.
• Paul McCarthy turd – ooooookay.
• rosanjin scholar – I still don't know what this means.
• grandy porn – a recurring meme.
• cern september 10 2008 – the day we all die.
• lula does the hula from hawaii – thank God the judge changed this girl's name. She'd be mortified at what people said about her parents when she's old enough to use google.
• columm - "and when we finds it on the web, we squeezes it, preciousssss!" – we had many searches for this term, for some reason.
• i hate lawyers – but they luv you.
• john edwards at the beverly hilton june 2008 - well, they love Rielle Hunter anyway.
• nutty mentos kids
• miss manners hit and run – "Miss Manners always stops her car, calls the police, and exchanges insurance information."
• edgy pron – distinct from Grandy pron.
• douche vile – ?
• dildo usability – that depends.
• deposition herpes attorney – I'll bet that was a riot.
• "manipulate broken arm without anaesthesia." - sounds painful.
• "Is my man gay because he prefers doggystyle?" - I hate to break this to you, but the answer is YES.
• women with harelip – they crave carrots.
• trans eunuch - express.  trans eunuch express.
• skadden assholes – see "i hate lawyers" above.
• free nude mmorpgs – why "nude"?  how tame.  I'll bet you could find a free dirty sanchez mmorpg if you're willing to accept spyware on your computer.

And so on and so forth.  There were a few searches for penguins (a once very powerful traffic tool for us), but the concern that Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee is a freemason appears, finally, to have died down.

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