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BREAKING NEWS!!! Mark Penn is an asshole.

Aug 11, 2008
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Mark Penn's brilliant strategy to defeat Obama: HE AIN'T 'MERCAN!

"It also exposes a very strong weakness for him — his roots to basic American values and culture are at best limited. I cannot imagine America electing a president during a time of war who is not at his center fundamentally American in his thinking and in his values," Penn wrote, according to the article by Joshua Green.

Wow.  How the hell did THAT not get him fired?  Oh right, incompetence.

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  1. Ken  •  Aug 11, 2008 @6:44 pm

    Plus, Cokie Roberts points out that he visits exotic places like Hawaii, instead of real 'merican places.

  2. Al  •  Aug 11, 2008 @7:41 pm

    And he's not fat.

  3. Andrew  •  Aug 12, 2008 @2:54 pm

    FYI, the Atlantic has posted the internal Clinton emails that it used for that story. Interesting, though not revelatory:

    http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200808u/clinton-memos

    Fun quotes: "I don't mean to be an asshole, but…", "This makes me sick," and "Move your cars!"