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While it’s never a smart idea to say that to your friends on the police force, especially if you’ve been stopped for driving 9 over (but perhaps it was 20), if the city council of Lafayette Colorado has its way, it will soon land you in jail.

Seriously. Maybe this is why we need an ACLU.

Chief Paul Schultz recently asked the City Council to strengthen Lafayette’s ordinance on obstructing a police officer, a move that has drawn concern from some council members and the Boulder County chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union.

“Officers have been subjected to very abusive language,” Schultz said. “This gives them a tool. Otherwise, they would just have to stand there and take that verbal abuse.”

Horrors!  I’ve been subjected to very abusive language in my life, yet I had to stand there and take it.  Or perhaps move on and not take it.  Or perhaps rebut it.  Or perhaps get over it.  But Lafayette Colorado officers, whose legs and tongues apparently don’t work, must stand there, like mute statues.

Chief Schultz said officers wouldn’t arrest someone simply for swearing at them — a common occurrence on the job. Instead, he said, an arrest would follow verbal warnings and be reserved for “extreme” cases.

“It’s not just uttering those words, it’s saying those words at a level that could provoke a violent response,” he said. “It’s repeated, prolonged.”

He also assured the council that force would never be an appropriate response to verbal taunts.

And yet the law criminalizes speech which is spoken “in a manner which may reasonably promote a violent response.”  If force is never appropriate to verbal taunts, with no other form of obstruction, what sort of speech might reasonably provoke a violent response?

Is Lafayette Colorado a town full of holocaust deniers, with a police force full of holocaust survivors?  Is the population overwhelmingly African American, and does the police uniform consist of sheets and a white hood?

Curious.  Let’s be honest.  The law is designed to permit the arrest of a suspect’s family.  I doubt, whatever Chief Schultz says, that Lafayette cops are any more subject to verbal abuse than cops anywhere, most of whom don’t arrest (at least openly) for harsh language.

But since I can’t speak ill of Chief Schultz, at least not if I ever want to drive through Lafayette, I’ll let an image do the talking for me:

Via Wendy McElroy

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7 Comments

6 Comments

  1. LG  •  Jul 21, 2008 @4:28 pm

    That’s some good work boys.

  2. Ed Darrell  •  Jul 21, 2008 @4:35 pm

    What about those of us who have been subjected to “very abusive language” from the cops themselves?

    Can I make a citizen’s arrest of the cop?

  3. tgb  •  Jul 21, 2008 @4:52 pm

    The best piece of advice my father ever gave me is whenever stopped by the law, for traffic violations or any other reason (and yes, I’ve spent a couple of nights in the Grey Bar Hotel on charges involving illicit substances), the proper response is ALWAYS “Yes, Sir. No, Sir. Anything you say, Sir.”

    In my first meeting with my attorney in San Francisco after one such incident, I mentioned that the cop who arrested me never Mirandized me, and asked if he could get the case thrown out on that basis.

    My attorney, who I later learned was a legendary figure in substance abuse cases, having represented all the major Haight music figures in the 60′s (although I didn’t know that at the time) just laughed and said that I watched too much TV.

    “The judge is going to ask this guy if her read you your rights”, he went on, “and like most cops he is going to lie his ass off and say of course he did. Who do you think the judge will believe, one of SF’s finest? or a degenerate dope fiend like you?”

    The guy was good, though. He got the charge reduced to public intoxication, I plead nolo, and was sentenced to time served.

  4. Ken  •  Jul 21, 2008 @6:42 pm

    A way a cop could get my respect: state in public that this isn’t necessary, and that they have no greater right to be free from rudeness than any other citizen.

    Chances of that happening: small.

    Chances of cops using this to retaliate against people who fail to RESPECT THEIR AUTHORITAH: high.

    There are little, little people of all sizes.

  5. The M  •  Jul 22, 2008 @7:35 am

    Li’l sister got married last summer. Her hubby’s family is cops. Got to hang with the boys (The Boys, even) during the bachelor party, and both genders during the ceremony/reception week (both familys know how to do a party). Great people; lots of fun. This summer we basically got the same group together as last summer’s wedding group for Pop’s 70th B-day. Brother #2 finally mustered the energy to ask (and this was the key question burning a hole though all our minds): “What do you guys think of Reno 911?” They busted a gut laughing, and we all relased sighs of relief. They’re even better than great.

  6. PaulaGem  •  Jan 3, 2010 @5:10 pm

    Your civil rights aren’t worth squat in Lafayette. Include the courts and city council in this indictment.

    Where else can the police give someone $60,000 worth of your property and tell you to “go fish”?

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