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Jul 10

One of Michelle Malkin’s favorite themes about Barack Obama is that he’s an elitist, because he does things like mention arugula. Real Americans eat iceberg lettuce, preferably smothered with some sort or orange cheese. A more rational pundit might have noted that Obama’s arugula-and-Whole-Foods reference in Iowa was too subtle if it was a joke and rather tone-deaf if it was not. Malkin’s objection is not so limited; she’s seized on food as a class-dividing dog whistle and is committed to gustatory orthodoxy.

But I think that it’s possible Michele Malkin’s standard for what sort of food is elitist or strange might be even a little more extreme than we previously realized.

The Obamas also invited 60 Minutes to come film the family making tuna fish sandwiches earlier this year–you know, to show what a regular guy he is. Question: Who the hell puts Grey Poupon and gherkins (don’t ask me what those are, I have no idea) in tuna sandwiches for kids?

Even in fawning Malkinland, that’s good for some eye-rolling from her commenters. And think for a minute what type of thinker that makes her. She’s never heard of a gherkin (okay — odd to me, but whatever), but decides to (1) present it as something elitist, odd, or silly, (2) admit she’s never heard of it, and (3) not bother to Google it.

That’s because intellectual and journalistic curiosity are like elitist panini, but willful ignorance is like a patriotic Wonder-Bread sandwich.

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4 Responses to “Michelle Malkin Is In A Pickle”

  1. RobF Says:

    Gherkin? Is that some elitist type of burka?

    True Americans eat American cheese and Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread.

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  2. Sarkus Says:

    Pretty weak argument to make. Who cares what he eats?

    By the way Ken, you have a littte Grey Poupon on your lip from that Mac & Cheese you ate for lunch.

    Smug elitist bastard.

    :-)

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  3. Ansley Says:

    Oh my, she’d have a field day in our refrigerator. My own mother-in-law told me we eat ‘weird food’.

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  4. Chris Says:

    My fridge also hates america.

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