Gizmodo reports on some new Wii remotes that would not be legal in the 11th circuit, if you catch my drift.

You probably don't, because that's ridiculously obscure. They're dildos. They're Wii-controlling dildos. There, now you don't have to click on the link for the very mildly NSFW picture.

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