It has insensitive ethnic connotations. Let’s call it “waterboarding.”

And while we’re at it, let’s at least retitle “Communist Coercive Methods for Eliciting Individual Compliance” to something that sounds more modern. Maybe “Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape.”

We wouldn’t want anyone to call us plagiarists after all.

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