O. J, Simpson has fallen from the heights of Los Angeles high society, and the company of film producers, fellow has-been ex-superstar jocks, surgically enhanced blondes, and USC alum millionares, to slumming it with AM radio reporters at "cigar bars" in places like Fargo North Dakota.

Yah!

"If I was anybody else, I wouldn't be going to court," Simpson told a reporter for Fargo, N.D., radio station KFGO who interviewed him late Tuesday at a Fargo cigar bar. Simpson was vacationing in eastern North Dakota and northwestern Minnesota.

"How many trials have you ever heard of where both of the victims say they don't want this guy to go to jail, they don't want to go to court, and you still go to court?" Simpson asked. "It's only me.

"But unfortunately for me," Simpson said, "I got like a bull's eye on my front, dollar sign on my back, you get involved with people who want to be governor and stuff."

Oh, that shit again. He just looks like he's guilty to me.

Hat tip: tgb of the Popehat forum.

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