7 Comments

1. Ken  •  Jun 25, 2008 @1:40 pm
   

   That reads like "Dick and Jane" for the Deliverance set.

2. tgb  •  Jun 25, 2008 @2:31 pm
   

   So when the real world and The Onion finally collide, does everything in both cease to exist? Because now, I'm getting nervous.

3. Mike  •  Jun 25, 2008 @3:22 pm
   

   From the comments:

   "Again, do we have to wait until there are killings to act? Are you willing to take that chance with your family? The bottom line is that this bear was out of its normal territory and we are not willing to wait until something bad happens. "

   Much Apu About Nothing….

4. Ken  •  Jun 25, 2008 @4:42 pm
   

   "We have to shoot the bears THERE so we don't have to shoot them over HERE!"

5. Patrick  •  Jun 25, 2008 @4:48 pm
   

   Those bears killed millions of Iranians with chemical weapons back in the '80s.

6. dbt1949  •  Jun 25, 2008 @5:58 pm
   

   God got the last laugh. For killing HIS bear HE let it rain for forty days and FORTY nights in Iowa and drown them all out.

7. Patrick  •  Jun 25, 2008 @6:12 pm
   

   And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

   And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

   And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.

   2 Kings: 23-25.