Perv’s Attempt To Hide Evidence Can Be Described As Assiduous

WTF?

Today the incomparable Smoking Gun introduces us to Ohio pervo Jeffrey Barrier. Barrier was caught snapping cell phone pix of naked women in a tanning salon. But that won’t be his claim to fame:

When cops later confronted Barrier, “he kept denying any involvement of the incident” and claimed to not have a camera. However, a second search of the suspect turned up the camera. As noted in a Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office report, Barrier “did hide evidence in his anus.”

Any old port in a storm, huh, Jeffrey?

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3 Comments

3 Comments

  1. Mike  •  Jun 23, 2008 @3:18 pm

    That’s not something you come up with when trouble goes down. That is a well-rehearsed plan that was probably practiced over and over and over. Most likely at different speeds.

  2. burris  •  Jun 24, 2008 @10:04 am

    If you look at the police reports, you see that one says he hid the phone “in the area of his anus.” It’s not likely he actually shoved it up his ass. Much more likely that he just parked it between the cheeks.

  3. Ken  •  Jun 24, 2008 @10:08 am

    I’m happy I’m not the CSI who has to figure that out.

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