The Encyclopaedia Galactica Defines Earth As…

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Sol 3, a planet inhabited by primitive, triangular organic lifeforms, whose religion involves ritually covering themselves in a paste of sodium chloride, preservatives, capsaicin, and dyeing chemicals, which color the natives orange in the common visual spectrum.

It is anticipated, assuming contact is allowed by the Federation, that they shall prove to be delicious.

Hat tip: the number 42.

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2 Comments

  1. Ken  •  Jun 15, 2008 @11:45 am

    In space, no one can hear you get the munchies.

  2. Mike  •  Jun 15, 2008 @1:03 pm

    It really is a sad state of affairs here on Earth when a snack company is leading the SETI project.

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