Sol 3, a planet inhabited by primitive, triangular organic lifeforms, whose religion involves ritually covering themselves in a paste of sodium chloride, preservatives, capsaicin, and dyeing chemicals, which color the natives orange in the common visual spectrum.

It is anticipated, assuming contact is allowed by the Federation, that they shall prove to be delicious.

Hat tip: the number 42.

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