Texas GOP: What's Wrong With this Country? Iron Boobies.

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More deep thinking deep in the heart of Texas: via Nobody's Business, an article that in a more normal country would be parody, but in this country is not:

HOUSTON – Robert Hurt went to Washington and didn't like what he saw – nudity in the nation's capital.

"Nude women, sculptured women," he told the state Republican platform committee, which sat in rapt attention.

Of all the evils in Washington that the Texas GOP took aim at this week, removing art with naked people from public view was high on the list for Mr. Hurt, a delegate from Kerrville.

"You don't have nude art on your front porch," he explained. "You possibly don't have nude art in your living rooms. So why is it important to have that in the common places of Washington, D.C.?"

Mr. Hurt offered statistics: He'd heard that 20 percent of the art in the National Gallery of Art is of nudes.

He offered detail: On Arlington Memorial Bridge overlooking the famed national cemetery, "there are two Lady Godivas, two women on horses with no shirt on and long hair."

Actually, they are classical sculptures about war – one called Valor, depicting a male equestrian and a female with a shield, and Sacrifice, a female accompanying the rider Mars.

I'm glad that the Texas Republican Party has what it takes to address this burning issue, which has to date languished for the simple and inadequate reason that no one else was shallow, insufferably prudish, and fucking moronic enough to take it up.

It's not clear whether the policy scouring the National Gallery of Art of Botticellis until a more respectable 98% of art is boob-free will make it into the platform, which is currently full of other issues burning and not so burning:

In this, a presidential year, it advocates prayer in school, getting out of the United Nations, teaching intelligent design with evolution in science classes, repealing of the minimum wage, declaring illegal immigrants criminals and outlawing abortion with no exceptions.

Maybe in the intelligent design classes they could ask why God made us with dirty sculptor-enticing parts in the first place, and then pray for all the naughty art to be magically transformed into Thomas Kincaide paintings of glowy red-state hunting lodges or something. That would be awesome.

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  1. Andrew  •  Jun 13, 2008 @5:00 pm

    http://www.texasgop.org is pretty fun to nose around. My favorite page title: "Common Beliefs of African Americans, Hispanics and Republicans."

    Also entertaining is "African Americans and Texas Politics: Did You Know?", in which almost every fun fact that mentions the Republican party is from the Reconstruction era.

  2. Don  •  Jun 16, 2008 @6:12 am

    Typical no name politiican trying to claw his way towards Washington. Pretty sad when you are forced to discuss nude statues just to get your name in the paper. Hey Bobby, you don't even come up as the top Hurt in a Google search. What's next? Requiring dogs to wear shirts and pants?

    Get a life and worry about the issues facing your constituents in Texas.