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I Might Be In Some Trouble

May 28, 2008
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Effluvia

So, my cousins are coming to visit me in July. Putting aside the bad sitcom setup of two high school girls living in my living room for two weeks, I think I might be in over my head. I have three concerns:

1) They will learn within the first day what a sad, boring life I lead.

2) I won't have the time to be a full-time tour guide, and really show off my beloved City (although, I will be off work for a week of their visit..)

3) I sent them a text message (because I'm cool) asking if there was anything special they wanted to do, and the older one said "see gay people in their natural habitat." Now, I know she was joking, but still, I might be in some trouble…

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  1. Ken  •  May 28, 2008 @9:24 am

    Hmm. Maybe you could put them to work. Have them dredge that lagoon next door for drifters. Or get them to make your apartment a little less Unibomberish.

  2. Bob  •  May 28, 2008 @11:01 am

    So.. wait.. are you saying that your apartment isn't your natural habitat?

  3. Al  •  May 28, 2008 @1:03 pm

    Three words:

    Hidden
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  4. Ed  •  May 28, 2008 @3:44 pm

    "Three words:

    Hidden
    Web
    Cams "

    And here I am getting made fun of on the forums for looking for a Kristen Bell picture that thousands have already seen.

  5. Ezra  •  May 28, 2008 @4:26 pm

    Heh, any one who has seen my apartment (as Ken eluded to above) would easily come to the conclusion that I do not have the design sense to be gay.