Of Course, It's Hard To Find 12 Musical Watersport-Enthusiast Pedophiles (Plus Alternates)

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Via Overlawyered, a blogger on the attempt to find 12 peers of R. Kelly to judge him:

Please call my mom.

When one juror failed to show up for service, deputies called his house and his mother answered. She told the court that she didn't know where her son was and that he hadn't been "right" since he was shot in the head a while back. The judge and attorneys agreed to let him off the hook.

I blame R. Kelly for Sept. 11.

When the judge asked one prospective juror about his feelings regarding Kelly, he cryptically answered: "R. Kelly may have led the Taliban in attacking us on 9-11, but you can't prove it." You're right, we can't. In fact, we're fairly certain that no one has ever tried.

I've probably selected about 30 juries. There's been at least one lunatic in every panel.

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