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May 14

Via Prof. Randazza, I see that a student prevailed against high school censors who sought to suppress pro-gay speech. The same school administrators have unlocked the grim secret cabal of Lucky Charms, Kermit the Frog and Cheer Bear to promote hard-core mansex:

During the trial, which was held in Panama City yesterday and today, Ponce de Leon High School’s principal David Davis admitted under oath that he had banned students from wearing any clothing or symbols supporting equal rights for gay people. Davis also testified that he believed rainbows were “sexually suggestive” and would make students unable to study because they’d be picturing gay sex acts in their mind. The principal went on to admit that while censoring rainbows and gay pride messages he allowed students to wear other symbols many find controversial, such as the Confederate flag.

If I had the opportunity to do that cross-examination, I think that I would die of joy.

“So, Mr. Davis. I’d like you to take a look at this picture of a rainbow, please. Now .. what are you thinking about right now? Mr. Davis, could you stand up for us, please?”

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2 Responses to “Oh my — THAT’s not a pot of gold!”

  1. N Says:

    We’ve got to get you on Judge Judy so I can observe you at work. :)

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