Jack Thompson Is About To Have An Embolism

Gaming, Geekery, WTF?

Not over the newly released Grand Theft Auto IV, I'll add. That's romper room stuff compared to the controversy sure to be generated by the just-announced Stalin Versus Martians.

Year 1942. Summer. The martians suddenly drop off their butts somewhere in Siberia and attack the glorious people of Holy Mother Russia. It is a hard time for USSR as you might know from the history books if you ever attended school. The situation is really fucked up, so comrade Stalin takes the anti-ET military operation under his personal control. The operation is a top secret and virtually nobody knows about the fact of extraterrestial intervention.

Well, that's it. Under the Stalin's command we must take control over Red Army forces and kick some alien ass.

Yeah, old Joseph Vissarionovich is the hero this time, and he's about to show those Martians the same can of kickass he opened on millions of Ukrainians, Chechens, Kulaks and Trotskyites!

The developers, Russians themselves, take a light-hearted attitude toward their subject, as shown in the game's FAQ:

Vopros: Stalin was a terrible tyrant with bloodstained hands. How can you make such a game around that?
Otvet: We can talk for hours about Stalin and all the controversies that surround him. We're Russians and we possibly know the subject better than you. But all this talk doesn't make any sense, you know, at all. Accept Stalin vs. Martians as a montypythonesque humor or get the fuck out of here.

There is a thread going on in our forum right now concerning Grand Theft Auto IV, and why some people find its visceral gameplay, set in something resembling the real world, offfensive, disturbing, or just not fun, where these same folks might enjoy an equally well presented and equally violent game set in, say, ancient Rome or the fantasy kingdom of Azeroth, or they might enjoy a violent and realistic movie such as Goodfellas.

A game like Stalin Versus Martians, to me, raises some of the same questions represented by that distinction, as well as by black comedies such as The Producers or certain Monty Python skits involving Hitler and the Nazis. A game like this skirts a fine line. Its subject, who was probably responsible for more deaths than the Nazis, is every bit as dangerous a topic for comedy as Hitler to anyone who has read of and appreciates the enormity of Stalin's crimes. I have no doubt that the makers of a game called Hitler Versus Martians would bring Abraham Foxman, as well as Jack Thompson, down upon their heads in record time.

And yet there remains the possibility that this will be a fun, even funny game to play. In fact it had better be funny in a blackly humorous way if it's to succeed, because whatever the game's designers may believe (and they don't know the subject as well as they think), the ghosts of tens of millions of Soviet dead can attest that Stalin isn't a humorous subject.

Stalin Versus Martians is expected to release this fall. We'll be following the development of this one closely if it warrants.

Via Escapist.

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6 Comments

6 Comments

  1. Ezra  •  Apr 30, 2008 @10:30 am

    I thought Santa Claus already beat them…

    I guess the lesson here is that Martians are vulnerable to big guys with weird facial hair.

  2. Grandy  •  Apr 30, 2008 @10:54 am

    You've summed up my thoughts on this one. I think thematically and leaving Stalin aside for a moment, it's a fantastic idea (WWII era nations vs Tripods? Great!). The making Stalin into a central figure is dangerous, though I would not call it verboten. It could sink what might be a good game. Or, like you said, that line could be skirted and we could wind up with something that's blackly funny and clever and maybe even has some interesting commentary.

    I'll definately be watching this closely. Coincidentally, I stumbled onto it's existence last night.

  3. RobF  •  Apr 30, 2008 @2:44 pm

    Civilization IV: Warlords added Stalin to the game, yet Hitler is still MIA.

  4. Mike  •  Apr 30, 2008 @2:49 pm

    Well, is it necessary for Stalin to be featured in the title (or game) or is that something they've added for the weight the name carries? If the game was called Soviets vs Martians would anyone care about playing? Considering they let you use a giant Stalin at the end of the game (from the FAQ) it does seem pretty cheeky. I don't really know what to think.

  5. Chris  •  May 1, 2008 @2:25 pm

    I'm not convinced it's a real game yet. Glad you found it though – I'd meant to send you an email and completely forgot.

  6. Andrew  •  May 8, 2008 @11:05 am

    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=1707

    "Stain [sic] vs Martians is perhaps the most groundbreaking Serbian computer game ever"