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Seriously, what could I possibly write to add to that?  Further, the men of the Congo are my new heroes, as they've come up with a full-proof way to explain away any lack-of-endowment issues they may be experiencing.  Bud Light needs to come up with a Great Congonese Heroes spot for this one.  Thanks Mr. Explaining-Away-Our-Small-Junk-Using-the-Witchcraft-Excuse Man!

Last 5 posts by Jesse

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