Alternative title: "Seven Habits of Very Annoying People," all of which involve abject failure of the brain's "should I say this, or would it make me sound like an utter dipshit?" function.

I've blogged before about the answers I fantasize about giving to the supremely obnoxious adoption and child-related questions that walking, unthinking mouths tend to ask parents.

Lest you think this is just a problem that I face — possibly due to some patent defect of character or appearance — consider this adoptive mother's top ten list of annoying questions and comments she gets while both visibly pregnant and accompanied by her two children born in Haiti.

The fact that she can articulate that list without going into a rant makes her a much better person than I. It makes me stabby.

Via Multiracial Sky.

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