Wildmon's American Family Association freaks out because McDonald's corporate HQ joins a gay and lesbian Chamber of Commerce organization, which in turn supports terrible things:

"Among the many other things that the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce promotes is hate crimes [legislation], the ENDA [Employment Non-Discrimination Act]. [T]hey're dedicated to pushing the homosexual agenda."

Not nutty enough for you? Try on this:

Not today, in light of reports that McDonald's has decided, apparently, to declare war on my family. And to declare war on the civilization of liberty, independence, creativity, and humanity under God that my Dad fought for in World War II.

From the comments at AFA, which refer repeatedly to McDonald's annihilation of the American family, it appears that the average AFA member is convinced that within days Mayor McCheese will be marrying their sons off to leather boys and Grimace will be forcibly sodomizing them. But come on. Couldn't anyone who ever looked at Ronald see this coming?

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