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Once Again, Europe Raises the Bar

Apr 2, 2008
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WTF?

Any American sports league can have a sex scandal. Heck, some are even lucky enough to have sex and drugs (thank you Michael Irvin!) But we just can't compete with a Nazi Sex Scandal! I mean, come on! How can we compete with that? The President of Formula One was caught on tape dressing hookers up as prisoners and marching around like a Nazi and speaking German. "Ve haff uses for your corpse, Frau Kandii." The President! See, any player (or governor) could do that sort of thing in America, but the leaders of the leagues? Not a chance? What can we do to compete with this? David Stern announce he is a furry? Name Michael Irvin the new NHL Commissioner? I fear we have to admit defeat. Slink off to spend more time with our metaphorical family, and relinquish the crown.

I bet Putin could top this, though…

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  1. Ken  •  Apr 2, 2008 @9:58 am

    My father is a HUGE Formula One fan, and I sent him an email about this yesterday that is likely to get me disinherited. "Can't you freaks have a decent AMERICAN sex scandal with expensive hookers? You've got to go for the Nazi stuff? No wonder NASCAR is kicking your ass!"

  2. Ken  •  Apr 2, 2008 @4:19 pm

    My father's typical response:

    To the contrary, it is perfectly reasonable and proper for Mr. Mosley, who heads a prominent worldwide organization, to exhibit his facility with various international activities and languages. In particular, he must get to the bottom of Hitler’s disciplined encouragement of pre-war German race car development to understand the current strength of Mercedes and BMW Formula 1 cars. After all, which would you rather have, a Buick or a spanking new Mercedes? As for NASCAR fans, most of them are skinheads who can’t count, let alone speak another language (assuming cracker-barrel English doesn’t qualify).