The folks at Sadly, No dug up something even more terrifying than colonoscopies: colonoscopies conducted by self-propelled colon-burrowing robots.

On the list of grievances that eventually leads our shiny metal servants to overthrow us and pursue Edward James Olmos across the galaxy, this has to be number one. Or, uh, number two.

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